The lights suddenly go out in the arena. The crowd wonders and, after what seems like an eternity, “Hell Eternal” by Setherial blasts on the speakers.
New Theme
After a lengthy 35-second intro in the song, a gigantic atomic bomb explosion goes off in the entrance way. Crimson red strobe lights dance psychotically over the entrance way, aisle and the ring, to the frantic beat of the music. When the smoke has cleared, standing in the middle of the entrance way is… SCOTT YOUNG! The crowd goes ballistic and damn near boos Scott right out of the building! SCOTT slowly makes his way to the ring looking as pissed off as ever. SCOTT finally makes it to the ring and climbs up the ring steps. He enters the ring and calls for a microphone. He is tossed one and SCOTT catches it, and then stands in the middle of the ring while the song and dancing strobe lights continue. The song slowly fades and the lights come back on. The booing is deafening as SCOTT raises the mic to his lips. So deafening, in fact, that SCOTT can’t even get a word in! SCOTT goes to the corner and sits down on the top turnbuckle and waits. After what seems like an eternity, the crowd quiets down enough so SCOTT can talk.
SCOTT YOUNG: “If I actually gave a shit about what you idiots think, I wouldn’t be here!”
The crowd boos loudly again.
SCOTT: “When I first started in the XWF with a military brat gimmick, I was supposed to try and win you over by being a hero. But all you faggots did was absolutely shit on me! I had no choice but to abandon that and align myself with my enemy… the VILE one himself. Now, I know you stupid marks have an attention span shorter than a retarded kid with ADHD, but I am, of course, referring to FAMINE OF THE VILE. With FAMINE’S help, I became the Epitome of Evil, but I always felt that there was a part of me that was missing. I couldn’t figure it out at the time and it drove me so nuts that I had to leave the XWF to figure things out. Now, years later, I finally know who… or what… I truly am. I will always be a sadistic asshole and, for that, I’m DAMN proud! But, no longer am I the Epitome of Evil. Instead, what I really am, is a guy who just doesn’t give a shit. Not about you morons, not about the guys in the back. In fact, the only person I give a damn about is me. That may not sound as intimidating as being the Epitome of Evil, but, trust me, back then all I ever cared about was entertaining you douche bags every week. Now, I’m only interesting in destroying anyone who gets in my way of greatness and, this time around, I’m going to make kidnapping, torture, and the Devil’s Playground look like a fucking Disney Cruise! Why? Because I’m SCOTT YOUNG and you can all just eat shit and die!”
The crowd is near-rioting now as SCOTT drops the mic and heads to the back.
